Rocket Inventor T-Shirts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

You must be this tall.

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Space exploration"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Learner Driver

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Sold his air rights."

NASA Hits Shuffle

Musk vs Bezos

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

NYC Department of Sanitation

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'