Rockabilly Lover Gifts

"Elfis"

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

At the rock concert...

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Plymouth Rock

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

Sir Elton John

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

At the CD shop.

Paul McCartney

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Elvis' autopsy

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"Loved Jamaica!"

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

"Hello, you've reached the Illuminati." "At last!" "We have tried to reach your planet's rulers for the last 13 revolutions of your blue rock. We come bearing gifts." "That's nice. You trying to reach Les or Nick?" "Whoever is the prime overlord of your secret cabal of billionaires..." "Is this not the secret cabal of billionaires that controls the world's elected leaders, manipulates the economy, and determines the very fate of all nations?" "No, friend, we're the psychedelic rock band from To

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

'This next song is about one of life's toughest choices. It's called, 'Equities Or Debt Securities, I Just Don't Freakin' Know!'. . . and a one, and a two. . . .'

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

Andy Partridge

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

Buddy Holly

"Okay babe - let's rock 'n roll."

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'