Rock 'n' Roll Renaissance Seeker Gifts

"Greatest Band?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Meet the Beetles....

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Elvis fans

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

At the CD shop.

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Elvis' autopsy

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Mick Jagger

"I can't get no disinfection."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

Steve Morse

Freedom - I wish I'd been a rolling stone!

The Day The Music Died

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Liam Gallagher

'Everything must die, son, except, of course, Rock n Roll.'

David Bowie