Rock 'n' Roll Napper Gifts

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Worm Bed

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Someone has had a hard day!

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Half asleep.

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

An Excellent Excuse.

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'