Rock Music Admirer Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Beatles

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

You are my sunshine!

'Man, times have changed.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Elvis Presley

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Elfis"

Jimi Hendrix.

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Listening to Coldplay.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr