Rock Boomer T-Shirts

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Ringo releases his latest record.

Roger McGuinn

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

Old hippie

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

Early Baroque and Roll

Jerry Brown Reaches Out to Young Voters

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

Hairstyle Inspiration

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

"My opinion about modern music? Man, I thought they stopped making music when the Beatles broke up!"

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

"We waited until now because we wanted to be sure the heavy metal hair band thing was over."

Leave it to Boomer

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."