Rock Boomer Mugs

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

Old hippie

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

Early Baroque and Roll

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

Leave it to Boomer

"We waited until now because we wanted to be sure the heavy metal hair band thing was over."

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

Hairstyle Inspiration

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."