Baby Boomer Nostalgia Mugs

'I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.'

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Eco Princess

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Milk sideburns

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'