Robotics Ringleader Gifts

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Your USB port is open.'

Robot lady with robot dog

"Don't worry. I'm not here for your job. I'm here for your boss's job."

Claus 2.0

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Foxhole - digging robot

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

I think therefore I am.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'How long has your work place been human free?'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Artificial Intelligence

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

A drone laying an egg

CREEPY AF AI