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"He likes to explore wildlife while being lazy."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'George! This way quick!'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

God builds the first lawn mower.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

Get off my lawn

"I'll just see how Jeff is coming along with the main course."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Solar powered sundial

saving water

"You called for lawn service?"