Robot Poetry Enthusiasts Pillows

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Robocop and Juliet.

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Henrik Ibsen,

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Artificial hearts.

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

"Intel inside."

Ode to Nature.

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.

#NationalPoetryDay

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"He says he feels empty inside."

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

Les Fleurs Du Mal

Understudies

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

"The R2-D2 swears all the time. They beep out every word he says."