Roasted Delicacies Appreciator Gifts

Roast For U

Any time is cake o'clock

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Menu Dating

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Back in 5 minutes!

"I might just get a pie."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Am Awful Crammer.

WHACK!

Old Spice

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Cheese Pile

Thermidor Dali

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Slow food restaurant

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"A little lamb please."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."