Roasted Delicacies Appreciator Pillows

Roast For U

Any time is cake o'clock

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Menu Dating

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"I might just get a pie."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

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WHACK!

Am Awful Crammer.

Old Spice

Thermidor Dali

Cheese Pile

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"A little lamb please."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Slow food restaurant

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'