Roadwork Pundit Pillows

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I found another pothole.'

Road work next 15 years.

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man with Stop Signs.

Winter Roadwork...

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Men resting.

Men at Work

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

Road Work Ahead

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

Caution Working Family

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

Clamping

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

Detour Sign

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'