Roadwork Critic Pillows

One solution for better roads...

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Road work next 15 years.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man with Stop Signs.

Winter Roadwork...

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

Roadie

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Men resting.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Men at Work

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Caution Working Family

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

"It was all we could afford in the end."

Road Work Ahead

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

Speed Bump

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

Detour Sign

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Construction worker with stop signs.