Roadwork Pundit Mugs

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Road work next 15 years.

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man with Stop Signs.

Winter Roadwork...

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Men resting.

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Men at Work

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Caution Working Family

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Road Work Ahead

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

Clamping

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'