Roadsweeper T-Shirts

Cleaning service on skates.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Shoulder work ahead"