Roadsweeper Prints

Cleaning service on skates.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I need both hands for steering.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

A Semicolon.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles