Roadmap Crafter Gifts

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

Brain Power

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

Bypass the Falls

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

GPS HIghway to Hell

'First time skiing?'

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

Point A / Point B

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

Exit next left. No, my left.

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

a drink at the pub

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"It's still at the concept stage."

Writer's Block

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.

"If we find the dry ice machine and turn it up some more, we can probably lose him."

'Hmmm...Looks good.'

'Shall we factor-in two weeks waiting for inspiration?'

'Well done Simkins! That's my kind of bypass.'