Creative Journey Lover Gifts

Bypass the Falls

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Creative Baby.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'You've changed.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Recalculating

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Prehistoric Modern Art

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Filling up.

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'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Two New Paintbrushes

'Are we there yet?

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Toilet Art.

You will go on a trip.

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Heavenly meetings.

Flowchart of an idea.