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Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Are we there yet?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Better times ahead.

"Valet park only"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Roads with a view.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road