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'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Motorway services charging extra if you want your food cooked.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Motor Tourism

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kardiff.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'