Road Safety Comedians Pillows

'Isn't it ironic: I've just been fined for Jay-Walking...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Athlete

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Toad roadkill.

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Don't get involved.'

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Speed Limit

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

Pedestrian Corridor

I brake for EVERYTHING.

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

Granny's Homemade Jams