Road Safety Comedians Pillows

'Isn't it ironic: I've just been fined for Jay-Walking...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Athlete

Toad roadkill.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Spawn of Satan on board.

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'Don't get involved.'

"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Speed Limit

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

I brake for EVERYTHING.

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

Pedestrian Corridor

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

The Hulk gets rear-ended.