Road Rule Reverberator Prints

'There's never a crossing where you need one.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Driverless Car

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Bike Lane

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

No Yule Turn.

A Better Life

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Angry driver

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

ROAM: the Buffalo's Bison's version of a Don't Walk Walk signs.

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'Speed Limit 65' 'Age Limit 85'.

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

"How could I be texting while driving?"

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"