Road Rule Reinterpreters Prints

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Can't you read?'

Turning with mathematical precision.

ASBOs

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

Fred didn't understand why he was being given a ticket when he did technically stop.

Sp££d Camera

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

'I've stopped you on suspicion of texting while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. I'm going to require a thumb sample...'

'You have been cutting classes all term. I'm going to issue a computer tracking number to you, so I can know your location.'

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

'Didn't you hear the warning to avoid all but essential journeys?' 'Warning?! I thought it was a dare.'

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'