Road Rule Reinterpreters Pillows

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Can't you read?'

Turning with mathematical precision.

ASBOs

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Confusing Traffic Sign.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

Sp££d Camera

Fred didn't understand why he was being given a ticket when he did technically stop.

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

'I've stopped you on suspicion of texting while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. I'm going to require a thumb sample...'

'You have been cutting classes all term. I'm going to issue a computer tracking number to you, so I can know your location.'

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

'Didn't you hear the warning to avoid all but essential journeys?' 'Warning?! I thought it was a dare.'

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'