Road Rules Enthusiast Prints

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

"Turning right in four miles. Must turn on blinkers now."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Turning with mathematical precision.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Lawyer Xing

"You're very courteous for a hog"

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

'Your father told you to look both ways when crossing a four lane highway?'

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

No Parking.

"Always use the crosswalk!"

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'