Road Rule Reverberator Mugs

'There's never a crossing where you need one.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Driverless Car

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

No Yule Turn.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

A Better Life

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Confusing Traffic Sign.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Angry driver

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

ROAM: the Buffalo's Bison's version of a Don't Walk Walk signs.

'Speed Limit 65' 'Age Limit 85'.

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

"How could I be texting while driving?"

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'

Why the chicken crossed the road.