Road Repair Humorists Prints

"Don't be silly, the one at the back is a sinkhole, all the rest are potholes."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLEAR!

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Road work next 15 years.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Okay. Hit it."

Man with Stop Signs.

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

Road Work Ahead

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

'It's not my fault I'm three weeks late - my watch was slow.'