Road Awareness Gifts

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Car joust.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

One Way - Yield

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

How Am I Driving?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I brake for animals'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.