Road Awareness Gifts

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

Car joust.

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

One Way - Yield

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Attention: Speed Troughs

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'I brake for animals'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

How Am I Driving?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.