Driving Awareness Gifts

'I was the designated driver. Everyone else decided to take a room at the hotel next door.'

Cellphone drivers...

'...and then I said 'Lady, the good news is that the new mobile you where texting with while driving survived the accident!''

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Cats on Board.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"What old school? This is my life."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."