Riverbed Creative Gifts

The Hudson River School of Art.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'Another nice wave.'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Building a gingerbread house

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Diet Sugar House.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Hedge Car

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

"You got sugar ants."

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"Lets see now, 'Structural damage due to children eating property...' Nope. Nothing here I'm afraid..."

'With all the concern about junk food, I'm very embarrassed to be living here.'