Riverbed Creative Gifts

The Hudson River School of Art.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'Another nice wave.'

Building a gingerbread house

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

Hedge Car

Diet Sugar House.

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"You got sugar ants."

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"Lets see now, 'Structural damage due to children eating property...' Nope. Nothing here I'm afraid..."