Riverbanks Rascal Gifts

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"You do realize this may affect my review of you on Yelp?"

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

'Hey! Who left the television off?'

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"

The Tour de Pants.

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

Weather forecasters tell lies!

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

'I found a sure way to score at the races. Don't pick horses, pick pockets.'

Lingua East Anglia.