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'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Angler's bait

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

Making Things Pleasant.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Now that's what I call a catfish!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

Sheep Fishing

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

'It's a cheeky little wine!'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

How to read a modern roof rack.

'It's worse than the wrong side of the tracks - I was born on them!'

"Metro-North is getting ridiculous!"

Odd Angles,a strip on coarse angling.

And when he lands a fish, he will rarely kill it - but will watch it return to the water...Happy to see it free once more...to give sport to some Brother Angler.