Riverbank Comedy Pillows

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

Angler's bait

Secret Identity Theft.

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

No petting in the pool!

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

'Now that's what I call a catfish!'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'Ha! Fake out!'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

Sheep Fishing

PANIC!

"Hands up!"

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle