Riverbank Raconteur Prints

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

Angler's bait

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

Making Things Pleasant.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Now that's what I call a catfish!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

Sheep Fishing

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'It's a cheeky little wine!'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

"Sorry mate, last train's gone."

'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

How to read a modern roof rack.

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'It's worse than the wrong side of the tracks - I was born on them!'

Odd Angles,a strip on coarse angling.

"Metro-North is getting ridiculous!"