Riverbank Humorist Prints

Man trying to push fish towards fishing rod.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Guide fish.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Scene on the English coast.

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

Fish Farm.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Secret Identity Theft.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Tentacle attacking diver.