Rivalry Relisher T-Shirts

'Can our software do that?'

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Eat my dust!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Alpha Seltzer

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'The grudge match.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Yankee Stadium.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Baseball Angels

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"