Rivalry Reflector T-Shirts

'Unfortunately, this happens in nature. Two rivals get hopelessly tangled and both perish.'

Man frowning at a 'French Trawlermen' charity box in pub

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Used to it.

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"I still hate you."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

Baseball Angels

'How does it make you feel when he doesn't acknowledge all the hard work you put into gathering?'