Rivalry Reflector T-Shirts

'Unfortunately, this happens in nature. Two rivals get hopelessly tangled and both perish.'

Man frowning at a 'French Trawlermen' charity box in pub

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Can our software do that?'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Used to it.

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Fighting Gondoliers.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"Lucky!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."