Rivalry Relisher Prints

'Can our software do that?'

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Eat my dust!"

'The grudge match.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"I still hate you."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'