Comedy Relisher Prints

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Can our software do that?'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

My own museum.

'Damn early birds.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"Hello, my name is Doctor Crippen."

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'Well, yes, he does radiate.'

"My entire day has been like this!"

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

Road ends.

In and Out Trays of Mumbo and Jumbo.

Modern Celebrity Squares.

Man wearing 'will work for food' sign on board of directors: 'WOW!'

Toilet inside a coffin.

'He boogied till he puked.'

'I seized the day, and it seized right back.'

'Give a man enough rope. . .'

A dishevelled man holds up his hand