Glory Days Relisher Prints

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Can our software do that?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Men can show their emotions!

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Church: Open Sundays

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

The Quantum Mechanic...

My own museum.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

"My entire day has been like this!"

That's Tivo. He'll hang around in case you miss a joke and want it told later.

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'