Comedy Relisher Gifts

That's Tivo. He'll hang around in case you miss a joke and want it told later.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Can our software do that?'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

My own museum.

'Damn early birds.'

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"Hello, my name is Doctor Crippen."

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'Well, yes, he does radiate.'

"My entire day has been like this!"

Fuel prices are outrageous. Its pure price gouging. People are furious. I won't stand idly by. I'm taking action! But you love seeing consumers exploited. Right. That's why I don't want to be left out. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. This end up.

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

Road ends.

In and Out Trays of Mumbo and Jumbo.

Modern Celebrity Squares.

Man wearing 'will work for food' sign on board of directors: 'WOW!'

Toilet inside a coffin.

'He boogied till he puked.'

'I seized the day, and it seized right back.'

'Give a man enough rope. . .'

A dishevelled man holds up his hand