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Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

R.C.I.A.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"My religion is about love and tolerance! Got that, you stupid son of a bitch!?!

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Nadal's bottles

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

Indian Face Painting

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

Dowsing for Coffee

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

Sacrificial effigy dancing.

Watermelon Cult