Ritual Observer T-Shirts

"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'

Undertakers

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

R.C.I.A.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

Baptism in the Dead Sea

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'