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"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

R.C.I.A.

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Nadal's bottles

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

Indian Face Painting

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea