Ritual Participants T-Shirts

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

R.C.I.A.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

"I was drinking my coffee so loudly, Siri asked what I wanted."

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

Vocal Masterclass

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Dowsing for Coffee

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'