Ritual Analysis Mugs

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"My religion is about love and tolerance! Got that, you stupid son of a bitch!?!

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Office Hazing

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Nadal's bottles

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

Indian Face Painting

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Dowsing for Coffee

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

Watermelon Cult