Risky Business Enthusiast Gifts

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

And the third quarter projection

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'