Risk-tolerance Buff T-Shirts

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'I'm screwed...'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'